Turd herding!
Polishing turds.
TURDS BECOME MAGA DIAMONDS.
I decided to go with the turd theme because of a comment that a friend posted regarding MAGA. It reminded me of the old expression that someone ‘doesn’t know shit from Shinola’.[1] Which of course brings the MAGA fascist movement to mind because it fits perfectly. (For the much younger generation that might be reading this, Shinola was a maker of shoe polish.)
MAGAts will change positions at the drop of a Trump turd. And King/Fuhrer Trump drops a LOT of turds, sitting on his golden toilet. MAGAts will switch a position before Trump’s turd hits the water. If Trump tells MAGAts that turds are nutritious they’ll make them a part of their daily diet. They’ll eat shit that Trump does, say they love it, and ask their daddy for more. It’s a cult.
Just remember as you’re reading this King/Fuhrer Trump says that the country’s doing great! It is. For Trump, his family, and the wealthy oligarchs backing him. But mainly …
For him.
TURD MANIA DAYS
What King/Fuhrer Trump Turd and his little MAGA Republican turds have caused or done in no particular order.
SHIT LIST:
💩 Started war with Iran and dropped a really big turd on the ENTIRE world.
💩 Demolished the East Wing of the White House.
💩 Sent troops into “Democrat” cities.
💩 Wants his voter suppression SAVE Act passed.
💩 Higher grocery prices.
💩 Caused millions to lose health insurance by ending Affordable Care Act subsidies causing as much as 114% premium increases.[2] People will die because of this. NOT people that can afford it.
💩 Higher home energy costs.
💩 Higher gas prices. As of today, the national average gas price was $3.92 a gallon.[3] And people we haven’t seen nothin’ yet! Diesel is $5.20 a gallon. (3/21/2026)
💩 Higher prices for all imported goods due to tariffs. Even some of Trump’s MAGA Supremes ruled that his tariffs are illegal.
💩 Increased production costs due to tariffs.
💩 Applicants for Social Security or disability are facing record backlogs[4] Hm, getting rid of all those government workers may not have been such a good thing after all unless that was the goal.
💩 Cuts Medicaid.
💩 Cuts Medicare.
💩 Ends diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) to bring back white racism and segregation! Go MAGAts for a brighter tomorrow for white people!
💩 Ends diversity, equity and inclusion in America’s schools.[5]
💩 Negative job growth. That means jobs were lost and trending down.[6]
💩 Classified political opposition, aka dissent, as being “domestic terrorists.”
💩 Increased farm bankruptcies.[7]
💩Tax breaks for the wealthy elite.
THREATS MADE TO:
💩 Democrats.
💩 Cuba. Caused a humanitarian crisis. This isn’t how you go about winning hearts and minds.
💩 Canada.
💩 Mexico.
💩 Greenland.
💩 NATO.
💩 Members of Congress with death.
GENERAL CRIMINALITY:
💩 Kidnapped the President of Venezuela after bombing them first.
💩 Turned his ICE Gestapo loose on immigrants and citizens alike, disappearing people off the streets.
💩 Citizens along with immigrants denied due process. At last count has ignored over 4,400 court orders.
💩 Killing a record number of people in DHS/ICE facilities.[8]
💩 Building more concentration camps.
PARDON:.
As a part of Trump’s war on drugs, he has pardoned the following drug traffickers below, including a money laundering multi-billionaire. If you remember he accused Venezuelan President Maduro of drug trafficking.[9] Maduro should give serious consideration to “donating” some money to Trump’s pockets if he wants a pardon.
💩 Former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, who was convicted of conspiring to import 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.[10] Hernández took a $1 billion dollar bribe from El Chapo.[11]
💩 Michael Harris, who was sentenced for selling cocaine in addition to kidnapping and attempted murder.[12]
💩 Silk Road creator Ross Ulbricht, who was serving 2 life sentences.[13]
💩 Larry Hoover, the founder of “Gangsters Disciples” involved in Chicago drug trade who was also found guilty of continuing criminal activities while in prison.[14]
💩 The list is too long! Trump has pardoned people whose agents donated to Trump or his campaigns at times and not having to pay back the money that they stole or fines.[15] [16] I do want to provide a Partial list: All the January 6th traitors including his fake electors,[17] Lauren Handy, Rod Blagojevich, Brian Kelsey, Devon Archer, Trevor Milton, Paul Walczak, Todd and Julie Chrisley, Changpeng Zhao, Julio M. Herrera Velutini.
Trump’s pardon attorney said it best,
The 88 pardons that Trump has done so far this term owed $298 million in fines and restitution that were forgiven.[20]
FLUSHING
All for Trump and Trump for Trump!
All of Trump’s MAGAt turds will stand up for him whatever he does! They may disagree with him but they’ll keep that to themselves and will vote for him. His lack of character, empathy, intelligence are the qualities that they admire. Nazis were Nazis until they weren’t anymore.
Even if you could polish a turd, it’s still a turd.
Turds are to be flushed.
Copyright © 2026 Keith Thomas. All Rights Reserved.
[1] https://english-grammar-lessons.com/shit-from-shinola-meaning/
[2] https://www.moneygeek.com/insurance/health/americans-without-coverage/
https://gasprices.aaa.com/?internal=true
[4] https://greengreenberg.com/weekly/social-security-backlog-delays-2025/
[5] https://apnews.com/article/desegregation-race-consent-decree-school-1dd1a8be59bb0f9568d5685b8459f413
[6] https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/us-jobs-report-february-2026
[7] https://www.agdaily.com/news/farm-bankruptcies-jumped-46-percent-in-2025/
[8] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deaths_in_ICE_detention
[9] https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn7ek63e5xyo
[10] https://govfacts.org/policy-security/foreign-policy-process/exec-branch-foreign-policy/why-trump-pardoned-a-former-honduran-president-convicted-of-drug-trafficking/
[11] https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9qewln7912o
[12] https://www.foxnews.com/us/drug-kingpin-death-row-records-michael-harry-o-harris-trump-pardon
[13] https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01-23/why-donald-trump-pardoned-silk-road-creator-ross-ulbricht/104849856
[14] https://apnews.com/article/trump-pritzker-hoover-gangster-disciples-clemency-bdb7e2e9bf9cec394e7afd3ace34109d
[15] https://www.newsweek.com/full-list-donald-trump-pardons-second-term-2077874
[16] https://www.businessinsider.com/list-billionaires-businesspeople-donald-trump-pardoned-changpeng-zhao-ross-ulbricht-2025-11?op=1
[17] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_granted_executive_clemency_in_the_second_Trump_presidency#cite_note-11
[19] https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/28/politics/analysis-trump-pardons-politics
[20] https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trumps-pardons-forgive-financial-crimes-came-hundreds-millions-punishm-rcna248277
Sure are A LOT of screw-ups to be fixed. TURD POLISHED bone spurs.