MAGAt King Blames Guns!
Take ‘em away!
“You can’t have guns, you can’t just walk in with guns, you just can’t.” President Trump comments, after ICE murdered Alex Pretti.[1]
“Certainly, we would need a clarification of what he truly meant.” Ed Sullivan, Illinois State Rifle Association.[2]
I bet I know what he meant.
BOUND TO HAPPEN.
America’s first Dictator in Charge (DIC) says guns are a problem.[3] The DIC has said this before, back in 2018 after the Parkland shooting in Florida.[4] Back then DIC Trump advocated first taking the guns away from certain people posing a potential threat because the courts and due process take too long.
In other words, take their guns first and worry about their vaunted 2nd Amendment rights later.
The gun fetishists are saying they need clarification about what our DIC Trump “truly meant.” Just like they’ll explain away what Trump “truly meant” back in 2018 as well when Trump said this about denying due process when taking guns away from citizens:
“Or, Mike, [VP Pence] take the firearms first and then go to court, because that’s another system. Because a lot of times, by the time you go to court, it takes so long to go to court, to get the due process procedures. I like taking the guns early. Like in this crazy man’s case that just took place in Florida, he had a lot of firearms – they saw everything – to go to court would have taken a long time, so you could do exactly what you’re saying, but take the guns first, go through due process second.”[5] [6]
Guns in the “wrong” hands are a problem for a dictatorship. King/Fuhrer Trump’s regime is no exception. Trump wants his MAGAts to have guns though. Just like he wanted them to have guns on January 6, 2021. Here’s what Trump said about J6 insurrectionists before they stormed the Capitol.
“I don’t fucking care that they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me. Take the fucking mags away. Let my people in, they can march to the Capitol from here. Let the people in. Take the effing mags away.” DIC Trump, January 6th, 2021.[7]
So, what criteria can MAGA use for confiscating guns without due process? How about taking guns from anybody that the regime has declared to be a “domestic terrorist” or member of antifa.
The DIC was okay with MAGAts with guns storming the Capitol and hurting other people. Will MAGAt Republicans in Congress be passing legislation in the future to make current gun owners and future gun purchases dependent upon swearing loyalty to their regime?
I pledge allegiance to my gun…I mean, to my Fuhrer.
[3] Ibid.
[5] https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/10/14/fact-check-trump-made-comment-taking-guns-without-due-process/6070319001/
[6] https://www.c-span.org/clip/white-house-event/user-clip-trump-pence-feb-28-2018/4907473
[7] https://www.newsweek.com/cassidy-hutchinson-mark-meadows-aide-says-donald-trump-wanted-armed-protesters-january-6-rally-1720022
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Heard this right from the horse’s ass mouth the other day. Nice read again, word meister Keith.